Welcome to Boganwood, (Au)stralia Canberra's forgotten
suburb.
In today adventure, we jump straight back into the action
and check back in on Dingo and Bricko as they tackle the problem that is
Diesel and Jimbo……
We also found out what happened to Sheila
Sheila stared at what was in front of her, confused over the
events that had just unfolded.
What the fuck was going on ?
What the fuck had Jimbo just done ? It all happened so fast
she didn’t have the time to put the pieces together and now here she stood,
trying to think of what her next move should be…….
.....Brinko and Dingo didn’t know what to do, they had to think
quick.
Yeah Dingo had come up with a plan but that would take some
time and that was something they surely didn’t have. Diesel grabbed Dingo from
behind, spinning him around and hit him in the gut.
Bang !
“ What the fuck ! you fuckwit! don’t hit me mate !”
Diesel laughed as he went to hit him again, but this time
Bricko launched…
“Stop this Shit !” Jimbo yelled at them. “ We need to start
working out how we can get what is owed to us…
“These are the fuckers that rolled me” Diesel explained.
“What the fuck drugs are you on you silly cunt ?” Bricko said to Diesel.
“At
the fucking club, you and your mate rolled me you bogan fuck !”
It was at this time that the realisation kicked in for both
Dingo and Bricko as the realised who Diesel was for the first time.
“ Your that
cunt from the club that tried to man handle us that time”.
“ You got a lucky
punch on me, that’s all” Diesel said as he laid another boot into Dingo on the
ground.
“Stop this shit” Jimbo yelled ! “ We can get to the revenge
part, as soon as we discuss a few things”
“ What the fuck Jimbo, whats all this shit about ! And more
to the point what have you done to fucking Sheila you dero fuck ?”
“I aint done nothing to Sheila” Jimbo said “ I dropped her
off at … “
,.......“Fucking Centrelink” Sheila yelled at the top of her lungs !
The fucker Jimbo
had dropped her off at Centrelink, what the fuck was going on she thought to
herself ?
How the fuck did this happen and what should she do next ? This is
exactly where she wanted to be, but the feeling that something bad was about to
happen kept creeping into Sheila.
The choice as it stood to her was not a
simple one
Either get the dole check ! Or go and save Dingo and Bricko
from Jimbo ? What the fuck ?? This wasn’t even a choice in Sheila’s books, but
she had to think of a plan ! Sheila walked into Centrelink passing a large amount of people
standing in line……
.......“ You dropped her off at centrelink ? What the fuck plan is that
you silly cunt ?”
Jimbo laughed “ I had no intention of hurting Sheila, she
hasn’t hurt anyone…..much.
But you guys owe me some money for that whole
supermarket incident and it appears that you may also owe old Diesel a few
things.”
Diesel kicked Dingo again and laughed
“Stop kicking me you cunt” Dingo mumbled as the pain hit him
in the ribs.
“ You touch him again and I'm going to make you hurt
princess” Bricko said to Diesel as he stared at him. Diesel smiled and kicked
him again and Bricko was about to launch when Jimbo yelled
“ ENOUGH !, What the
fuck ??? are you children ? Cant you fuckers get control of yourselves ? We are
here to discuss business and after I get what I want, Diesel you can get what
you want”
“ Fair enough mate” Diesel said to Jimbo “ What did you want
?”
“Well for starters, I think I'm entitled to a bit of the
pension so to speak with my busted leg and stuff and since you boys look like
you had a good day, maybe I should take a small percentage” Jimbo said as he
made his way up to the house.
“ What did you make today ? Where’s the money” He
said to Bricko.
It was at that moment that Dingo started to laugh.
“What the fuck are you laughing at ?” Jimbo said.
“Well Jimbo , it appears that we don’t have the money on us
sorry”
“What do you mean, you don’t have it on you ?”
“Well, as we thought you had Sheila, we needed some of that
collateral so we hid it around the back of your neighbors house on a couple of
bikes we grabbed on the way here..”
“Well that is convenient” Jimbo said
“Yep” Dingo continued “ And we figured we could trade the
money for Sheila, but as you don’t have her anymore… can we just trade the
money for you guys to stop hurting us ?”
“Well that will depend on how much money is there ?”
“As it is Jimbo, the money is actually on a bucket attached
to the bikes" Dingo continued “
And if you were to take the bikes and the money
you would have a nice little nest egg”
“ Now Dingo you wouldn’t be setting me up would you ?”
“Nah mate, we just want an end to this crap”
“Yeah, there’s something not right about it” JImbo said
“ Trust me mate, it aint my fault you busted your leg. That
was an accident and I don’t want you to be disadvantaged any longer”
“ Well how does this sound ?, But I will take Bricko with me and
you stay here with Diesel ??”
“Ok if you think that is a plan, then let’s do it”
Bricko
said as he made his way passed Jimbo and around the corner.
Jimbo followed as
Diesel stared down at Dingo
“ Now me and you can have some fun, Diesel said as
he punched into Dingo”
Jimbo rounded the corner and he could smell something that
wasn’t right.
As he turned the corner away from Diesel view he could see the
bikes standing upright in front of him, with the bucket attached to the handle.
He slowly made his way to the bikes calling out “ Hey Bricko, where the
fuck are you ?”
The bikes were laying up against the neighbors house and as
he moved forward he notice that there was glass on the ground, where a window
had been smashed.
This was very weird and Bricko was still no where to be seen.
None of it made sense and Jimbo decided to start walking back to his house when
he heard the cop car coming down the street, sirens blazing….
Diesel laughed as he punched Dingo again. As he pulled his
hand back for the punch, Bricko appeared out of no where and punched Diesel in
the face! Diesel was stunned and didn’t have time to think as Dingo jumped up
and stood above him
“ Now princess, you cant be hitting me like that “ Dingo
said
“Now didn’t I warn you not to touch him again” Bricko asked
?
“ Pretty sure I did, but that’s something we can work out inside, as it going
to get busy around here real fast”
Brinko, Dingo and Diesel entered the house to have another
discussion with good old Diesel. Now I don’t think I need to go into too much
detail, but lets just say he got what he deserved.
Dingo and Bricko walked out of the house, with Bricko
sporting his nice new security jacket.
“I will get you fuckers !!!” Diesel yelled as they closed
the door behind him.
They looked around for a mode of transport and there was Jimbos
car in the driveway. As they started to make their way toward it, a police
officer pulled up along side them “ Hello officer” Bricko said in his nice new
jacket.
“We chased those guys that stole them bikes to the house
next door” Bricko said
“ Thanks boys, let me know if you see anything suss” The
officer said as he shot off down the road.
Bricko and Dingo laughed at the success of Dingo’s bright
idea and continued to make their way to Jimbo’s car.
“We need to go get Sheila Bricko, she will be worried about
us”
“Fuck yeah mate, we need to hurry up as well”
As they reached for the door to Jimbo’s car to get in, there
was Jimbo sitting in the front seat and you thought he looked pissed before ?
Well that wasn’t nothing to how he looked now
“Rule number one in Boganwood boys ! Don’t call the fucking
cops” He yelled………………..
So that’s where we leave the boys for today with the pissed
off Jimbo….
But that’s another story to be continued another day…….
Now it
shouldn’t go without mention that Jimbo was right, that you should never call
the cops in boganwood, but what he didn’t know was they didn’t..... the
neighbours did it after someone threw a brick through their fucking window… but that’s another story that will be
continued another day......
Boganwood is a place of many adventures and things have way
to work them selves out....
Come back to Boganwood to find the answer to the
questions
What will happen to Dingo and Bricko ?
Did Sheila get her centrelink check ?
All will be answered in the next episodes and remember what
they say in Boganwood…..
You can’t fuck your neighbor !
