Boganwood Season 2 Episode 5

Welcome to Boganwood Australia Canberra’s forgotten suburb

In todays adventure we get straight back into the action as Jimbo goes to get his cash, Shiela meets the pleasant Beryl and Dingo and Bricko race off in search of help.

Diesel walked up the road with his bag full of cash.....

Wow, he thought, finally I get some luck instead of those Bogans fucking everything up.
He kept going over all of the problems from earlier that day and it all kept coming back to Dingo, Bricko and Sheila.
Why had he been so stupid to try and get them again ?
But nothing seemed too far out of his grasp with the bag full of money.
He sat down on a bench and looked in the bag.
It was full of cash.
How did Jimbo come across it ? It was only a matter of hours ago that he was at my place Diesel though as started walking again.

Now poor old Diesel has had a rough trot recently so you could excuse him for what he did next…..

He kept thinking of all the things he could do with the cash, I mean it wasn’t like Jimbo was ever going to be able to call the cops on him he thought.

‘Well it’s the least I deserve’ Diesel said as he continued up the road……


Jimbos luck had changed !
Quickly he thought, all I need to do is go and get the cash and I’m sorted.
The plans as it stood was a simple one
* Go and get the Cash
* Get the fuck out of Boganwood forever

All he had to do was going and grab the money off the useless Diesel and pay him a couple of bucks to keep his mouth shut and everything would fall into place.
He turned his car making his way toward Diesels place when he saw him walking up the road.
As he started moving toward him a taxi pulled over and Diesel got in.
‘Better not be using my money’ Jimbo said to no one in particular as he followed the taxi back to Diesels place.
Well that’s what Jimbo thought anyway.
As the taxi pulled up to the turn off to Diesels place it kept going.
‘What the fuck ?’ Jimbo said
‘He better not be doing anything stupid with my cash’ he said again as he continued to follow the taxi, Diesel and most importantly the cash………

Bricko ran up to a phone box and stopped.
‘No more running Diesel’ bricko said ‘Ive got a mate I need a favour from’ he said as he reached for the phone and called the operator.
“Give us some privacy, would ya’ Bricko said as he closed the door behind him.
‘What the fuck !’ Dingo yelled ‘hurry up we need to go and save Sheila’ he continued as he banged and banged on the phone booth.
It was only a small time when Bricko hung up the phone and opened the door.
‘We need about 10 minutes’ Bricko explained ‘Until then let’s go and check out what we are up against’.
 ‘Who did you call?’ Dingo asked Bricko.
‘Just a mate and they will be here to help real soon’ he said as the made their way back to Sheila….

Sheila stared at the old women.
‘I reakon you is fucked in the head’ she said to Beryl staring at her.
‘Why would you say that sweety ?’ beryl responded.
‘Cut the shit Grandma’ Sheila said to Beryl “ I may be a lot of things, but I aint stupid’ she explained.
‘I want my money Sheila ?’ Beryl asked
‘What Fucking money ?’
‘Don’t fuck with me, Im capable of a lot of things and my patience is wearing thin’ beryl explained.
Sheila racked her head trying to figure it out.
“Ive no idea what your talking about’
‘The money from the club, you fucking Bogan !’ Beryl screamed

All of a sudden the realisation of what Beryl was after hit Sheila like a ton of bricks. Now when I say the realisation hit Sheila let me elaborate a wee bit more.
As Sheila didn’t actually know anything about the robbery, other than a couple of blokes had robbed their local pub only moments before they had entered, Sheila didn’t even make that connection as she had come to realisation that Beryl was the grandma from the pub she had met weeks ago. Sheila had placed a connection with Beryl but it wasn’t exactly the right one ……

‘You have the fucking money’ Sheila said
‘What ?’ beryl asked
‘You took the money’ Sheila explained.
‘What ?’
‘Don’t act stupid with me’ Sheila yelled at Beryl.
Pat and Rabbit looked at Beryl.
Beryl looked at Pat and Rabbit.
‘what she talking about Beryl’ Pat asked moving toward Beryl.
‘I have no fucking idea what she is talking about’ Beryl said as she moved backward away from the approaching men.
‘yeah you fucking do’ Sheila explained ‘Her and the manager took it’ Sheila explained not realising what she was saying.
‘And I is pregnant and  stuff…….’ Sheila started on her rant.
‘Just stop’ Beryl said to Pat.
‘None of this makes sense’ Berly said as Sheila kept ranting in the Background
“And then the fucking Diesel the security guard turned up and she made him take us out ……’ Sheila continued her rant.

As Beryl kept speaking
‘Stop now !’ She yelled. Pat and Rabbit stopped.
‘None of this makes sense’ She continued
‘Let’s leave her here and go and talk about it in the other room’ she compromised as both rabbit and Pat followed her out of the room.

Sheila looked around the room, continuing her rant trying to find a way out.
The back door was now deadlocked and that was no longer an option.
She went through the drawer looking for a weapon to use but there was nothing more than a butter knife…… she continued her rant.

She looked around searching and hoping for a way out and that’s when she saw it…..

Beryl calmed the boys down explaining that she had no idea what Sheila was talking about and how stupid the idea was that she would rip them off when she heard……

Jimbo sat in the car watching as Diesel moved along the road in the taxi making his way toward an undisclosed location……….

Dingo and Bricko searched everywhere around the house for a way in and couldn’t find one. The only option was the front door and that’s where Bricko’s plan would come into action. The quietly made their way back to the road and waited as a car pulled. Out of a the car a female started walking toward them waving at Bricko, Bricko Smiled and turned to Dingo.

‘Fuck me Bricko, who is that ?’ he asked as she meet them out the front of Beryl’s house…….

So thats where we leave Boganwood for today, with a range of things about to come to a head.

Come back to find the answers to the questions

* What did Sheila find in the kitchen ?
* Who is the lady helping Dingo and Bricko ?
* Where the fuck is Diesel off too with the cash ?

Come back to Boganwood to find the answers to these and more questions as Season 2 of Boganwood continues and remember what they say in Bogawood…..

‘With the baby bonus, I can buy me a big screen TV’

Boganwood Season 2 Episode 4

Welcome to Boganwood Australia Canberra’s forgotten suburb

In today’s adventure we check back in on Sheila she is taken for a ride again but first we should catch up with Jimbo as he runs into a familiar friend

‘Diesel’ Jimbo yelled as he continued to get closer and closer to the police line up front.
‘Diesel’ he yelled again.
See Diesel wasn’t feeling the best, after being rolled by Dingo and Bricko.
He slowly turned his head toward the car and that’s when he saw Jimbo.
‘Jimbo ? Is that you’
‘I need a favour’ Jimbo yelled
‘Nah mate, Im not helping you anymore Im staying out of the shit’ Diesel continued as he made his way up road.
‘Fuck Diesel, what about if you had some of this’ Jimbo called out showing him a wad of cash.
‘What the fuck’ Diesel said as he started making his way toward the car.
‘All this could be yours’ Jimbo continued ‘If you will do me a small favour’ he continued.
The cars moved closer to the police. Jimbo’s car was only about 5 cars away from the line when Diesel reached the door.
‘I need you to take the cash’ Jimbo said.
‘You want me to take the cash?’ Diesel asked
‘Yes fuckstain’ he continued ‘I need you to take the cash and hide it until I get through this police line. After that’s done I will meet you at your place and we can split the money and I know how much is in there’ he said.
Now Diesel wasn’t the brightest cookie in the jar, but hell it was a lot of money he thought as he reached into the car and grab the bag of cash.
Smiling at his new found fortune he turned to Jimbo.
‘Ok mate, meet you at my place’ he said as he started walking back to his house.
Jimbo stared as Diesel walked off contemplating if he made the right choice giving Diesel the money as the line toward the police moved forward again he was now only 4 cars away from a search…….
‘What the fuck do you cunts want ?’ Sheila yelled from the back seat.
‘Shhhhh Sheila’ Pat said as they continued down the road. ‘We have someone that wants to meet you’ he said with a smile on his face.
‘ I aint doing nothing with youse’ she yelled “I am pregnant you dirty bastards, what have I ever dowe to anyone !!’ She continued in typical Sheila fashion raving and ranting as Rabbit and Pat wore the wraith of Sheila.
The car continued down the road as Sheila continued her abuse from the back seat, yelling every obscenity she could think of.
Pat turned to tell her to shut up when Sheila all of a sudden stopped.
‘Jesus Sheila, you took the money, all we want is the money’
‘Don’t know what you talking about’ Sheila said ‘But how’s about you give us a ciggie and I will shut up for youse’ she said.
That’s a great compromise Pat thought to himself as he reached into his pocket and threw her the pack.
Sheila reached into the pack and pulled out a ciggy and the lighter.
‘Now Sheila, not far to go and then when can start on about the money again’
‘I have no idea what your fucking talking about’ She said.
‘Yep we will get to that’ Pat said as they continued their way down the road………..
Dingo and Bricko got into the car with Micko as they made their way to the house.
The house itself wasn’t that far and they sat out the front looking at it trying to work out a plan to get inside and find what they were looking for and that’s when it happened……….
‘Ahhhhhhhh FUCK !’ Pat yelled as Sheila put the hot lighter into his neck.
Rabbit swerved but was able to control the car, that was until Sheila put the light cigarette into his cheek.
Rabbit slammed on the brakes.
Sheila started hitting Pat in the front seat.
She climbed into the front seat and continued punching his
“I’m fucking pregnant you fucks…..’ She yelled as she continued to hit both of with kicks and punches make her way for the door.
Both Rabbit and Pat were caught off guard and in the small enclosed area, they were unable to get control of the now feral Sheila.
Sheila opened the passenger and started to run.
Pat and Rabbit made their way out of the car trying to get control again.
Sheila ran into someones yard banging on the front door…..
“SHEILA !’ A voice yelled as she banged and banged on the door.
‘Help me I’m pregnant’ she yelled !
The front door opened and she barged her way in, locking the door behind her.
‘Thanks heaps lady, I’m pregnant and stuff’ She said.
‘Not a worry lovey’ Beryl smiled ‘I will go and call the cops for you’ she said as she made her way out the door with Sheila following.
……….
‘SHEILA’ Dingo yelled as he saw her run from the car.
Bricko grabbed him and held him down watching as Pat and Rabbit disorientated got out of the car and made their way into the yard.
‘wait a sec’ bricko yelled ‘This is some weird shit and we need to work out a plan’ he yelled as Dingo continued to thrash……….
‘Beryl hung up the phone’
‘There lovey, all sorted’ She said as she turned to sheila.
‘Would you like a cup of tea’ she said as she made her way to the fridge.
‘How about a fucking beer’ Sheila said.
‘Ok lovey I will just duck out and grab a drink from my fridge outside ‘she said as she unlocked the back door. As beryl unlocked it Pat and rabbit came inside smiling.
‘Where the fuck have you guys been’ Beryl said as Sheila came to the realisation that she was in trouble………
….. Just as Jimbo was making his way to the first police office all of the police raced back to their cars and took off. He laughed in relief as the traffic started to get back underway.
Money then out of town, he said as he turned back towards Diesels place………
Bricko and Dingo sat staring at the house.
They had Sheila.
What the fuck was going on ? They thought.
How they hell were they going to get her ?
What had she done to get into the house and why had Pat and Rabbit just walked in?
‘We can’t just walking in there’ Bricko said as they stared at the house.
Micko had left as soon as the shit hit the fan.
Bricko tried to work out a plan of attack.
They didn’t know what was going on, how where they going to get into the house ?
If they knew who Sheila was they were bound to know who Ding and Bricko were.
‘Ive got an idea’ Bricko said as he started to run up the street.
‘Where are we going’ Dingo yelled “we have to save Sheila’ he continued
“That’s exactly what are going do’ Bricko yelled as he continued up the road.
So thats where we leave Boganwood for today, with Sheila walking into a dangerous situation not realising that she is in far more trouble then she actually thinks.

So come back to find the answers to the questions
* What will happen to Sheila ?
* How nasty is Beryl really ?
* Why are Dingo and Brick running away from the house ?
Come back to Boganwood to find the answers to there questions and and more Season 2 of Boganwood continues and remember what they say in Bogawood…..
You cant live without the 3 B’s Boobs, burnouts and Beer !

Boganwood Episode 6

Welcome to Boganwood, (Au)stralia, Canberra’s the forgotten suburb.

In today’s adventure we jump straight back into the action as Sheila and Jimbo drive towards the undisclosed location, check back in on Dingo and Bricko as they race towards Jimbo house…….

The car continues to make its way down the street as Shelia turned to Jimbo.

“Alright Jimbo, I get the point…..we did you wrong and we need to put things right”

Jimbo smiled and reached down and put an old Jimmy Barnes tape into the tape deck he had installed himself. Sheila kept watching him trying to discuss the issue at hand

“Jimbo, I get your pissed. But how is it my fault ? I didn’t even do nufing….” Jimbo continued to drive…..

…….Meanwhile Bricko and Dingo continued up the road running after the car, looking for a mode of transport to get to Jimbo’s place quicker. As they continue their way up the road, they saw two cyclists riding past in the bike lane and that’s when a plan kicked into Brickos mind.

“Hey Dingo, I got me a plan follow me…..” Bricko yelled as he continued to run. As they made their way toward the next set of traffic lights, Bricko stopped and grabbed Dingo….

“What the fuck Bricko, we have to get Sheila….” Dingo yelled “ She the love of my life, we have been together since we was 12” he continued.

Bricko caught his breathe and jumped in “Stop Dingo mate, I need you to trust me”  he stood and waiting for the traffic light to turn red.

Dingo stopped ranting for a moment and watched Bricko as he started to wash windows. “ Theres no fucking time” Dingo yelled ! “ But Bricko continued washing the windows as two cyclists made their way to the traffic lights. Now anyone that knows cyclists that ride on the road knows that the road rules only apply to them when it’s convenient and a red light was not something they were going to stop for.

Bricko placed himself next to a car that sat along the bicycle path and as the cyclist were about to drive past, he opened the driver’s side door !

BANG !

Both cyclists ran into the door and fell of their bikes

The driver was in shock !

The riders were in shock !

Bricko was far from being in shock, he yelled at Dingo “ Come one mate, we are in a hurry!”

Dingo stood startled at what had just happened, but quickly made his way towards the now vacant bikes. Bricko grabbed the first one, and started to get onto it as drivers started to get out of their cars to look after the hurt cyclists. Dingo grabbed the second bike, but felt he should say something to the now injured cyclists

“A red light means stop fuck wit!, ride on the roads ! Obey the fucking rules”

He grabbed a handful of change and threw it at them “We just bought your bikes…half prices cause they are dented”

Bricko laughed as he started to ride off thinking of the backward logic he had used to acquire the perfectly rideable dented bikes and Dingo followed. As they continued down to Jimbo’s place riding their bikes a small crowd had gathered around the driver (who was still in shock) and the 2 cyclists who were perfectly alright except for their ego…… oh yeah and the fact they didn’t have bikes….

Bricko and Dingo kept riding as they made their way through the pathways and crossroad to get through to Jimbos place making great pace…….

As Jimbo kept driving as Sheila kept yelling at him “You said you wanted to talk ! Now talk !!”. Jimbo kept singing and reached across to turn the stereo off.

He turned to Sheila “ Now Sheila, Don’t be like that. I haven’t done anything to hurt you unlike the other 2 idiots you hang out with”

 Sheila continued to rant trying to work out what she would do to escape this position. “ Jesus Jimbo, what the fuck ! How is this shit my fault ? You know I’m pregnant and stuff don’t you ?? “

“Well Sheila, I’m thinking that may be debateable but, you would know best as you usually do “

“ Yeah but what about letting me go ? Why can’t you just pull over and let me out ??”

“ Well that’s because I have a wee bit of a plan I need your help with”

“What fucking plan you dero fuck !”

“ You will see Sheila” Jimbo quickly spun the wheel on the car crossing over the lanes and driving every faster “ This part of the story is over for the likes of you Sheila !” Jimbo laughed with a weird look in his eyes as he continued to drive faster and faster.

As this was occurring Jimbo and Bricko were making great time and were only moments away from Jimbos place. So they decided they should discuss their tactic before reaching his house and stopped riding.

“ Alright what’s the plan of attack” Dingo asked Bricko

“ Well he has a busted leg, and he isn’t known for using weapons so I think he may just want a cut of our window washing business”

“ Yep, Bricko, I know you’re the thinking man… but maybe your shouldn’t call it our Window washing business in front of him?”

“ Shit your right, that could be our negotiating point. It’s weird really, we gave him the thing he wanted, and opportunity to sue the supermarket and he is after us ?”

“ Yep I agree it don’t make no sense Bricko. But we need a plan”

“ Ok well I need to think clearly” Bricko said as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a joint.

“ I like you’re thinking” Dingo said as he waited for Bricko to light the joint. Bricko took a puff and handed it to Dingo and as Dingo put the joint to his mouth and that when came up with a plan of attack…

……Jimbo slammed on the breaks as Sheila stared out the window in shock !

“ Your fucking kidding me” she yelled at Jimbo

“Nope Sheila, sorry this is the end for you”

Jimbo said as he reached across the car

……

Bricko and Dingo pulled their newly acquired bikes up to Jimbos place, but his car was nowhere to be seen. They looked around the yard…. Where was he ?

They walked around the house and couldn’t see a door or window open…

Bricko looked through the window and saw movement

“The fuckers in there! quick!” Bricko yelled as he ran toward the front door of the house. He started banging and yelling through the door.

“Let me in !, Let her out” Both Dingo and Brick yelled getting ready to charge down the door. As they continued to yell and scream they didn’t realise that Jimbo had pulled up in his car and started to get out.

Bricko and Dingo continued to yell, as Jimbo started to walk up behind them……

Jimbo yelled

“ Hello boys”

Dingo and Bricko turned around to see Jimbo holding Sheila cigarette lighter in his hand lighting a ciggie. It was only a matter of moment before the boys realised, Sheila was no longer in the Car !

As these thoughts were digesting, the front door to the house opened and another person step out… Jimbo smiled

“ Boys it about time we have a chat”

“Where the fuck is Sheila! You Cunt” Dingo yelled

“She has been taken ‘good’ care of” Jimbo smiled in a strange way

“Have you met me mate ?”

“ Hello boys, remember me ? “ Diesel said………….

So that’s where we leave Bricko and Dingo for today after they finally make it to Jimbos place only to meet yet another obstacle…. But that’s the story we will continuing another day……. Boganwood is a place of many adventures and things have a tendency to work itself out and in recent events they have taken a serious turn towards the bad element…. Come back to Boganwood to find the answer to the questions

What happened to Sheila ?

How is Jimbo going to seek his revenge for the incidents that unfolded ?

Why is Diesel at Jimbos place ? and

Where are to cops while all this is going on ??

All will be answered in the next episodes and remember what they say to their kids in Bogan wood…..

 Don’t you fucken swear you little shit !

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Boganwood Episode 4

Welcome to Boganwood, Canberra, (Au)stralia the forgotten suburb

Sheila sat in the car cursing at Jimbo and reaching across the wheel to hit and punch him, but Jimbo kept driving his car to the undisclosed location with a smile on his face and a strange look in his eyes. 

It was only moment ago that Sheila remembered that the events the day before hadn’t gone as planned. Yes they had given Dingo and Bricko the window washing business but the actual occurrence hadn’t happened as it was meant to…….. and Jimbo didn’t look too happy about it……….

Now before we continue with Sheila and her misadventures with the ever pleasant and handsome Jimbo, we should take a step back and talk about the reason Sheila is concerned that she is now locked in the car with Jimbo…….

Bricko, Dingo and Jimbo continued to discuss their plan as they walked toward the entrance to the supermarket……..missing out on one key problem…….

Bricko stopped Jimbo and Dingo.

“Guys, we shouldn’t go in together, they will be able to put two and two together, you know with them security cameras and stuff”

“Shit Bricko, thank god for you thinking and stuff, I wouldn’t have thought of that, you got a smart brain Bricko and we should listen to its thoughts” Dingo stated as him and Jimbo stood back.

Bricko entered the store looking around, or scoping the joint, or some other smart word for sussing it out and walked around the store and gave a nod for Dingo to enter.

Dingo and Jimbo entered the store together making their way through the aisles so they could get close to Bricko to nut out the rest of the plan.

Bricko walked down the oil aisle and grabbed a bottle and started his way over to Dingo and Jimbo to discuss their plan.

Now Im not gonna lie here people, have you ever seen three bogans standing next to each other trying to talk about something, when they are pretending they don’t know each other ? Well let me tell you it doesn’t look as inconspicuous as they would have liked to think, that and the fact that Bricko and Dingo had forgotten the one thing that was going to change the events of todays antics.

Although Bricko had walked past the security guard, he didn’t think anything of it. Why would he? today was all about making a so called accident occuring, but as Bricko enetered the store the Security Guard Diesel got a twinge of recognition.

“Fuck where do I know that bloke from” Diesel mumbled to himself. He sat there trying to work it out, but it was only moments later that Dingo walked in and Diesel remembered everything. Those fuckers ! What the fuck are those cunts up to he thought…..

Diesel decided to keep a safe distance to ensure the guys didn’t recognise him as he watched Jimbo join them. There they were, three bogans standing together in an aisle with two bottles of oil….what the fuck was going on he thought to himself. Those are the fuckers that rolled me, he remembered as he peered at Dingo and Bricko ……

Diesel had only been in the local pub for a couple of days now and he was just getting used to the different clientele, when he was called over the loud speaker to come quickly to the pokie machines.

It was there he met both Dingo and Bricko for the first time, sitting at a pokie machine as the feature went off, arguing with a lady.

The manager also walked up and gave Diesel an update on the incident from his perspective. It appears that as the women had gone to the toilet and she left a couple of dollars in her machine and hit the reserve button so no one could play her machine.

The womens version of the story continued…….. she returned from her toilet break and was greeted by Dingo and Bricko now sitting in her seat, playing her machine as the feature continued to rack up the dollars. Dingo and Bricko refused the leave stating that they had taken over the machine after she had left and gone to the toilet. The women went and got the manager to tell him of her misfortune at the hands of a couple of bogans and and the manager decided the best coarse of events was to call the new security guard as Dingo and Bricko had been know for causing problems during previous incidents within the club.

Now as with everything in Boganwood there is always 2 sides to the story, but we don’t have time for the truth here so we will continue with the womens version of events to get to Diesel’s distaste of Dingo and Bricko.

After the club manager asked Diesel to escort Dingo and Bricko off the local club premises, Sheila walked up and started in on them both. She was a trusting women, she was and no one was going to accuse her men of robbing some old lady…..

“Fuck off you dirty old cunt, I bet you just did your pension check and wanted some free cash. My men are not fucking granny stealers” She stated in the heat of the moment “They won that money fair a square, so don’t you fucking touch them”

It was at this point that everyone around them had started to watch as the incidents unfolded. Diesel but his hand on Bricko and Dingo saw red….. he decided to control his anger and stood up string at Diesel.

“Get your fucking hands off my mate, you bullied school kid that couldn’t make it as a police officer !”

Now things were getting out of hand, Diesel was furious ! How did he know all this about his life ?

Yeah he had been bullied in school and failed his police academy application, but who was this bloke to call him on it. He grabbed both Dingo and Bricko at the same time and pulled them toward the exit. Dingo and Bricko followed as Sheila yelled abuse at the top of her lungs as she followed them out “Let go of my husband you fucking dero ! Im going to sue you fuckers for kicking a pregnant women out of a place for no reason and blaming her husband and his mate of stealing !, Im going to current affairs !” Diesel continued dragging them out of the club, out past the front entrance reception desk and into the car park.

Now Bricko and Dingo have been in altercations such as this before because they were seen as easy targets but it didn’t mean they didn’t have a plan for Diesel, that he would soon regret.

Now to keep the pace of the story and to get back into the supermarket we should probabaly skim over this bit and we may revisit it in the future, but long story short…. Diesel ended up with a black eye and Sheila ended up with a security guards jacket…..

So that’s where Diesel remembered them from, the club, the jacket, Dingo and fucking Bricko ! He stood and watched the events as they unfolded.

Bricko took the oil and walked down the dog food aisle, piercing the top and dropping it as he walked. Diesel followed him down the aisle wanting to get revenge from the club knock him down while he wasn’t looking, unaware of the oil he was dropping.

Diesel started to charge at Bricko and  slipped in the oil falling on to his arse and as he was falling Diesel grabbed at the shelf bringing a large amount dog food cans onto his arm. Jimbo walked around the corner as this was unfolding…

“Fuck” Jimbo yelled as he saw the security guard

Bricko turned around at the noises as Jimbo ran off and Dingo came around the corner….. with oil in his hands…… Bricko wasn’t sure why he had oil as they had discussed that he was doing the oil, what the fuck was Dingo with his oil ?

Diesel screamed as his arm broke under the weight of the cans he pulled from the shelf,

Jimbo raced down the soft drink aisle toward the main entrance and slipped in the oil Dingo had dropped,

Dingo turned around and  yelled at Jimbo “I will meet you at the front Door”

“You fuckers got me again” Diesel yelled at Bricko and Dingo

Bricko made his way out of the aisle and walked toward the entrence glancing up the drinks aisle as he left and saw Jimbo laying on the ground with his leg at a crooked angle staring at him and yelling “ Help me you fucking Cunt !, What the fuck have you done you stupid fucks !!”. Dingo grabbed Bricko and yelled “ We have to get out of here……quickly”. They made their way out the front door and started their run home !

“ Jobs done” Dingo said to Bricko

“ Fuck, Im not sure that was the plan Dingo” Bricko stated, trying to work through everything. He needed some dope, that always helped him think clearly, he thought.

“ Listen, he wanted an accident in the shops so he could sue so we gave him one, the way I see it he got what he asked for and with his busted leg he will get more money from them and we can take over his window washing gig while he gets his money….plan successfully done”

Fuck Bricko thought, it kind of made sense but there may be some loose ends that they should probably deal with later…… Who the fuck was the security guard and why did it seem that he knew them ?

Bricko mind raced trying to work through the events and the questions that needed answering.  Dingo smiled at the success of their scheme, thinking of the great new window washing venture they were about to undertake.

Not many thoughts initially came to poor old Jimbo’s well being…. But they would as the next days events unfolded……….

So that’s where we leave Bricko and Dingo for today after their misadventure in the supermarket, little thought was given to the consequences of the events that unfolded…. But that’s another story which we will continue another day……. Boganwood is a place of many adventures and things have a tendency to work itself out and Diesel had now been done over by these guys twice, but we will get to that and with Jimbo taking Sheila things are about to get interesting….

Come back to Boganwood to find the answer to the questions

What will happen to Sheila ?

How is Jimbo going to seek his revenge for the incidents that unfolded ?

Will Diesel finally move on from his revenge against Dingo and Bricko ? and

Where is Diesels Security jacket now ??

All will be answered in the next episodes and remember what they say in Bogan wood…..

Im going to a current affairs !